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All Things Mechanical

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Pat announces his choice for “Sexiest Furnace of 2016”

Da Bomb

Pat shares some tips on how not to blow yourself away this bar-b-q season

Technical Stuff

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Have a gas problem?

If it’s not a digestive issue ……

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    March 16, 2016
  • Science takes a new direction
    March 17, 2016
  • Pope considers upgrading the furnace
    March 17, 2016
  • Neighbourhood Confessions: "I use Pat's lawn mower when he's at work"
    March 21, 2016

Not feeling very hopeful after letting

your neighbour's brother-in-law

service your furnace?


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for not upgrading to a new Luxaire furnace

small van



this impressive looking unit that

has a very large fan and technically-

advanced air holes

Are you not as comfortable as you think you should be?
Is there a nasty smell in your house that you can't blame on the dog?
Do you get off on insulting complete strangers?

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